1. go out of your way to use alliteration of the letter 'M' in tweets, emails, Facebook posts, and casual conversation this week
  2. say you read a study that directly linked jumping in mirror lake to early impotency
  3. pretend you thought the football season was already over
  4. ask people if they're excited about the game this weekend but then reveal that you're referring to the Manchester United away fixture at Leicester City
  5. wear blue
  6. whenever you can, ask what all the fuss is about
  7. when your family asks you how you like OSU at thanksgiving, tell them about the academics and the band