Quotes From My Dad as We Watched Liverpool vs Man United
for those of you who don't know my dad is very strange and very irish
- •On Dejan Lovren"Ah, Lovren, you big useless Romanian." "Dad, he's Slovenian." "Same thing."
- •On meat"I finished your man Tom Crean's book, the one who has the restaurant in Kenmare. He wrote that once when he was in Ireland he was cooking rashers [bacon] on a Friday. His wife said 'You shouldn't eat meat on a Friday,' and he told her, 'If you had been in the places I'd been you'd eat rashers off your backside.'"
- •On the English"Is Adam Lallana not Belgian?" "No Dad, he's English." "Is he really? Imagine that. I'd no idea he was such an awful man."
- •On the Spanish language (the match was on@ ESPN Deportes)"Dos à cero! I know what that means. *Grins to himself* Twenty nothing."