Who Your Favorite Tv Show Characters Are Voting For
this list is kind of buzzfeed but whatever. add your own if you have any ideas
- •Leslie Knope, Parks and RecHillary. Leslie's a committed center-left Washington insider and blackmailed Madeleine Albright into saying the thing about female Bernie supporters going to Hell for not supporting a woman president.
- •Jack Donaghy, 30 RockBen Carson. Jack is propping up his campaign because Carson has personally promised him that he would never let the government stop Kabletown from creating a reality show in Guantanamo Bay.
- •Michael Scott, The OfficeBernie Sanders. Prison Mike wants an end to mass incarceration.
- •Ron Swanson, Parks and Recdoesn't register to vote because he doesn't want the federal government to know he exists
- •Andre Nozick, The LeagueHillary Clinton and thinks he's being cool for doing so. He tries to brag about it to get with women and they think he's a loser because he didn't vote for (and hasn't heard of) Bernie
- •Gob Bluth, Arresed DevelopmentTed Cruz, on the advice of Ann (her?)
- •Ryan Howard, Season 4 of the OfficeNew York executives respect New York executives. Ryan saw Trump's daughter at a bar in SoHo once and talks about it all the time.
- •Ryan Howard, Season 8 of the OfficeBen Carson, ironically
- •Jenna Maroney, 30 RockDonald Trump. They really are a perfect match, and she is desperately trying to marry into that family, either by killing Melania and marrying the Donald or entrapping his dirtbag son. This should be a spinoff show.
- •Jerry/Gerry/Larry/Terry Gurgitch, Parks and RecJeb Bush. He can relate to the guy's overall aura (and the fact that nobody calls him by his real name). Jerry only finds out that Jeb dropped out of the race on his way back from the polls
- •Liz Lemon, 30 RockDr. Jill Stein of the Green Party because Criss guilted her into it.
- •Kenneth Parcell, 30 RockTed Cruz. The chinless look out for their brethren.
- •Michael Bluth, Arrested DevelopmentHillary. "I'm with her!"
- •George Michael Bluth, Arrested DevelopmentBernie. "Her?"
- •April Ludgate, Parks and RecTed Cruz. Her dream for America is a Zodiac killer president
- •Tracy Jordan, 30 RockBen Carson. They are both enemies of the Black Crusaders and they both believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but they never get the chance to show it.
- •Kevin Malone, the OfficeTed Cruz. THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.