Use any of my patented lines from this list when approaching strangers at a party or social gathering. Each is guaranteed to provoke an exciting and interesting conversation.
- •Dolphins are the most narcissistic creatures in the animal kingdom, am I right?
- •Wine is actually just Grape Pee-Pee
- •The best song ever written is "The Boys are Back in Town"
- •Yogurt is for nerds.
- •Did you murder my Aunt Lucille?
- •Let me smell your Palm
- •I take a yearly vacation...to my butt hole.
- •My turtle committed suicide last week.
- •Which way is the shitter? Don't worry I don't have to go. Just wanna watch.
- •Stop looking at my shoulder, you pervert
- •Daddy, can you come back home now?