Things This Dude Told His Date While Sitting Next to Me at "Trainwreck"
I went to Trainwreck last night by myself. I sat next to a couple in matching white jeans and faded blue hats. The woman never spoke a word. The man said the following.
- •"Asian People hate me."
- •"Go to bathroom and get it all out"
- •"I'd never start a fight with a midget but he started with me and I had to defend myself."
- •"Sitting in the front row of the theater I s cool. You really get to see how tall these people are"
- •"Handicap people always get the best seats"
- •(After seeing Written by Amy Schumer in the closing credits) "Oh, ok, now it all makes sense!"