THINGS GEORGE WAS CURIOUS ABOUT

Just clarifying for everyone, so they're not as curious about what George is curious.
  1. The un-ironic success of Cisco's Thong Song
  2. M Night Shyamalan's thought process while writing "The Happening."
  3. Why he has complex thoughts
  4. How much money The Man in the Yellow Hat spent on his endless supply of yellow attire
  5. Oreos