THINGS I DID TODAY

  1. Had Chilli for breakfast
  2. Put yogurt into tea by mistake
  3. Admired Taylor Swift's outfit at the Billboard Awards
  4. Instagrammed a photograph of my office
  5. Used "Instagram" in a sentence as a verb.
  6. Debated whether there is one "m" or two in "instagrammed"
  7. Successfully connected my laptop to the office printer and celebrated silently in secret
  8. Let an electrician in
  9. Looked up most influential mommy bloggers in the United States of America
  10. Unsuccessfully attempted to retire by 10pm