LIST OF THINGS I'VE DONE MORE THAN SLEEP IN 2016

We're three or four days into the new year I think I haven't slept much idk
  1. Accidentally eaten ants
    I grabbed a glass in the dark and drank from it. It was full of ants I'm sorry
  2. Fallout 4 missions
    All of them
  3. Read articles on NBA player's various fashion choices
    Russel Westbrook's moon suit has me drooling
  4. Antihistamines and alcohols
    I'm sorry
  5. Tinder matches
    They never get my jokes :(
  6. Watched people get killed on The Wire
    Tosha I'm sorry