How to Tell if a 5-year-old Poses a Threat

If this test takes longer than 10 minutes, you need to reassess your threat-detecting protocol
  1. Question 1: Does the 5-year-old have a live bomb strapped to them?
  2. Answer: Yes >>>>The 5-year-old poses a threat
  3. Answer: No>>>>The 5-year-old does not pose a threat and should be returned to the custody of a parent or legal guardian.