1. Trying on someone's TM headgear is like borrowing their underwear
  2. I am so over Grand Central Market
  3. Your skin is yelling at me!!
  4. Can we make "your skin is yelling at me" into an illustrated Tweet of the day?
  5. Is anyone getting Internet?
  6. Oh no problem, let me show you the fuse box. Just shut down all power for 30 seconds and everything will be fine
  7. What is the snow day term for when your Internet goes out?
  8. At least there will be no traffic at this time....oh wait.....