REASONS WHY MY UNIVERSITY'S STARBUCKS HATES ME

  1. I spilt a venti sweet tea today and couldn't clean it up because I was late to class so I panicked and left.
  2. The guy who took my order (Luke) has a crush on me and now he probably thinks I'm a bitch.
  3. I lie and say my name is Mason so everything about me is pretty much a lie.
  4. I sit in there every morning and look like I'm studying and doing homework but in reality I'm just doodling their faces.
  5. I've fallen asleep in there two times.