REASONS WHY MY UNIVERSITY'S STARBUCKS HATES ME
- •I spilt a venti sweet tea today and couldn't clean it up because I was late to class so I panicked and left.
- •The guy who took my order (Luke) has a crush on me and now he probably thinks I'm a bitch.
- •I lie and say my name is Mason so everything about me is pretty much a lie.
- •I sit in there every morning and look like I'm studying and doing homework but in reality I'm just doodling their faces.
- •I've fallen asleep in there two times.