Don't You Hate It When Your Doctor Says.....
Inspired by a visit to my doc today who didn't seem to know why I was there.
- •I just need you to provide a stool sample...Have you seen the size of the pot they give you? Seriously, how do you do it? Are there videos on YouTube?
- •Has it always dangled like that?
- •So tomorrow we'll operate on your left leg. Sorry, right.This actually happened to me when I went to have my short sight corrected with laser treatment. They were going to do the wrong eye. FFS.
- •Most medical practitioners study for seven years, but I was fast-tracked.