Don't You Hate It When Your Doctor Says.....

Inspired by a visit to my doc today who didn't seem to know why I was there.
  1. I just need you to provide a stool sample...
    Have you seen the size of the pot they give you? Seriously, how do you do it? Are there videos on YouTube?
  2. Has it always dangled like that?
  3. So tomorrow we'll operate on your left leg. Sorry, right.
    This actually happened to me when I went to have my short sight corrected with laser treatment. They were going to do the wrong eye. FFS.
  4. Most medical practitioners study for seven years, but I was fast-tracked.