[🙍🏼‍♂️] 10 THINGS DONALD TRUMP WOULD GET IN DEEP SHIT FOR AT MY HOUSE

  1. 1.
    Lying about his performance in school and refusing to release his report card.
  2. 2.
    Blowing his entire $1 billion allowance on terrible life choices and then asking me to forgive what he owes for other terrible life choices until he's 18.
  3. 3.
    Lying about his lying.
  4. 4.
    Building a wall to keep his sisters out of his room.
  5. 5.
    Sending the construction bill to his sisters.
  6. 6.
    Calling his female classmates "fat," "ugly" and "disgusting."
  7. 7.
    Bad-mouthing his teachers on social media at 3 in the morning.
  8. 8.
    Getting into his mom's self-tanner without asking.
  9. 9.
    Making inappropriate sexual comments about his sisters.
  10. 10.
    Insisting that his sisters were adopted and demanding that they show him their "real" birth certificates.