1. Lying about his performance in school and refusing to release his report card.
  2. Blowing his entire $1 billion allowance on terrible life choices and then asking me to forgive what he owes for other terrible life choices until he's 18.
  3. Lying about his lying.
  4. Building a wall to keep his sisters out of his room.
  5. Sending the construction bill to his sisters.
  6. Calling his female classmates "fat," "ugly" and "disgusting."
  7. Bad-mouthing his teachers on social media at 3 in the morning.
  8. Getting into his mom's self-tanner without asking.
  9. Making inappropriate sexual comments about his sisters.
  10. Insisting that his sisters were adopted and demanding that they show him their "real" birth certificates.