1. "Aw HAIL no, MY eggo!"
  2. "L'eggo'st m'eggo, m'lady."
  3. "L'eggo, my neggro."
  4. "Eggo are waffles, not eggs."
  5. "Are you kidding me? They're like 7¢ per waffle. I'll literally just BUY you another one. Gee-zus."