[⭐️] 5 REJECTED EGGO™ WAFFLE SLOGANS

  1. 1.
    "Aw HAIL no, MY eggo!"
  2. 2.
    "L'eggo'st m'eggo, m'lady."
  3. 3.
    "L'eggo, my neggro."
  4. 4.
    "Eggo are waffles, not eggs."
  5. 5.
    "Are you kidding me? They're like 7¢ per waffle. I'll literally just BUY you another one. Gee-zus."