[🍊] 6 THINGS TRUMP VOWS TO DO THE FIRST DAY OF HIS PRESIDENCY
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- •Repeal Obamacare
- •Repeal the Second Amendment, change it to the First Amendment, move First Amendment to thirteenth or fourteenth
- •Repeal current tax codes, distribute money bags with yuge dollar signs printed on them to collect your new "Trump Bucks" in
- •Repeal Islam, make people start praying to Jesus or Mary or Two Corinthians
- •Repeal nasty, horrible women from his administration, replace with disgusting, white men
- •Repeal media polls, replace them with Buzzfeed quizzes such as "Which 'Friends' Character Are You Most Like?"