[🍊] 6 THINGS TRUMP VOWS TO DO THE FIRST DAY OF HIS PRESIDENCY

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  1. 1.
    Repeal Obamacare
  2. 2.
    Repeal the Second Amendment, change it to the First Amendment, move First Amendment to thirteenth or fourteenth
  3. 3.
    Repeal current tax codes, distribute money bags with yuge dollar signs printed on them to collect your new "Trump Bucks" in
  4. 4.
    Repeal Islam, make people start praying to Jesus or Mary or Two Corinthians
  5. 5.
    Repeal nasty, horrible women from his administration, replace with disgusting, white men
  6. 6.
    Repeal media polls, replace them with Buzzfeed quizzes such as "Which 'Friends' Character Are You Most Like?"