1. When you screw up, you get disconnected from friends and family and your relists are taken away.
  2. Leah Remini will have absolutely nothing to do with it.
  3. If you're interested in becoming a staff member, you must spend the first year at sea.
  4. You are pressured to acquire every single update to the program.
    And they loooove to make updates.
  5. They only trot out celebrities for promotional purposes and major events.
  6. When you join, you have to agree to a billion-year Terms of Service.
  7. Chairman B.J. Novak will not hesitate to beat you down.