[📸] A FEW OF MY FAVORITE SELFIES

  1. THE HOT DOG BEACH SELFIE
    You know, where you're on the beach, taking a picture of the water, and your legs look like two glistening hot dogs.
  2. THE POPCORN SHELL IN THE TEETH SELFIE
    Where you tried to use your phone like a medical device, producing a dozen dark and blurry photos that were never helpful, except for serving to remind you to set another dentist appointment.
  3. THE HAIRLINE CHECK
    Guys, mostly. You just wanna check.
  4. THE NON-DESCRIPT PHOTO OF MY PARENTS' LIVING ROOM
    Because, of course, they're not sure how to get the front camera to work.
  5. THE NON-DESCRIPT PHOTO OF MY PARENTS' CEILING
    Because they tried physically turning the phone around to take the selfie, pawing at the screen, hoping to hit the right button.