[📸] A FEW OF MY FAVORITE SELFIES
- •THE HOT DOG BEACH SELFIEYou know, where you're on the beach, taking a picture of the water, and your legs look like two glistening hot dogs.
- •THE POPCORN SHELL IN THE TEETH SELFIEWhere you tried to use your phone like a medical device, producing a dozen dark and blurry photos that were never helpful, except for serving to remind you to set another dentist appointment.
- •THE HAIRLINE CHECKGuys, mostly. You just wanna check.
- •THE NON-DESCRIPT PHOTO OF MY PARENTS' LIVING ROOMBecause, of course, they're not sure how to get the front camera to work.
- •THE NON-DESCRIPT PHOTO OF MY PARENTS' CEILINGBecause they tried physically turning the phone around to take the selfie, pawing at the screen, hoping to hit the right button.