[•] ACCEPTABLE REASONS YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A LI.ST PROFILE PICTURE

You know who you are. #List
  1. Generations of your family members believed that a profile picture steals the soul.
  2. You figured out how to run Li.st by command line on a DOS machine.
  3. You're just waiting for your Glamour Shots™ to get in.
  4. @dev continues to prohibit your use of Randy Quaid, full-frontal in an open bathrobe, even though it perfectly reflects your personality.