[🏳] ACTUAL SIGNS OF REAL ADULTHOOD

From a recent graduate. #Pete
  1. Stopped eating like a bro
    Less optional cheese-smotherings
  2. Actually bought a replacement filter for your water pitcher
    And actually replaced a replacement filter for your water pitcher
  3. Admitted that you're, once again, willing to sacrifice flavor and quality of coffee for price and convenience
    It's all getting sugar and milk, anyway
  4. Finally stopped crying for emotional and important things
    Deaths, America, and the like
  5. Resubscribed to a national print newspaper because you remembered journalism is important
    Oh, yeah
  6. Rediscovered the joy of an early evening and a quiet, early morning
    Good morning, neighbor