1. Unwounded veterans
    "The real winners."
  2. Non-rescued dogs
    "Rescues are typically drug dealers and rapists."
  3. Quality Trump Steaks for breakfast
    Also for lunch, then a sensible dinner.
  4. Lady parts
    "I love them. Very, very good."
  5. Suing
    "I may sue YOU! Who knows?"
  6. Dennis Rodman
    "I'm a big fan. He's a real hero."
  7. The Rockettes
    "Very classy. Top-notch."
  8. Grey Poupon
    "Easily my favorite of the non-yellow mustards."
  9. Vladimir Putin
    "Much better than those french fries with the gravy on them. BAD!"