[🏝] BEST WAYS TO RUB IT IN THAT YOU'RE VACATIONING IN THE AZORES
- •Title a List "BEST WAYS TO RUB IT IN THAT YOU'RE VACATIONING IN THE AZORES"
- •Tweet: "Serious question: does anybody know what time zone THE AZORES are in?"
- •Reference THE AZORES in all caps, lest people just skim right by it in your tweets, lists, and texts.
- •Change your out of office voicemail to "I'm unable to take your call as THE AZORES have terrible cell reception."
- •Change THE AZORES into a verb and use in sentences, as in, "I'm totally going to THE AZORES this test!"
- •Post a photo of THE AZORES with the caption:"Serious question: Do you think THE AZORES take MasterCard?"
- •Print a few "I WENT TO THE AZORES AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT" t-shirts *before* your trip.
- •(Unrelated: I may be unavailable this week, THE AZORESing some much needed downtime.)