For science. #Politics
  1. You really want to vote for Bernie the man, but you care very little for his platform and seeing that succeed beyond the election.
  2. You earnestly believe a Trump presidency is the best shot we have at making college affordable, achieving universal healthcare and getting money out of politics.
  3. You are straight jacked-up on Code Red, Red Bull, Big Red, Red Man, Red Hots and redrum.