[πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ] DEAR BERNIEBROS: WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS THE REASON YOU WILL BE VOTING FOR TRUMP?

For science. #Politics
  1. 1.
    You really want to vote for Bernie the man, but you care very little for his platform and seeing that succeed beyond the election.
  2. 2.
    You earnestly believe a Trump presidency is the best shot we have at making college affordable, achieving universal healthcare and getting money out of politics.
  3. 3.
    You are straight jacked-up on Code Red, Red Bull, Big Red, Red Man, Red Hots and redrum.