[💊] DREAM MEDICATIONS
- •Tylenol P.O.'dTylenol + indica.
- •Breathe Rite Strips, but for your eyes during a staff meeting.Obvi.
- •Caffeine PuffsHave we not solved this already? Don't make me choose every morning!
- •Teflon OTCAllows food to flow seamlessly from mouth to toilet without fat, sugar, or nutritional intake.
- •Tylenol Hangover Triple-ReleaseFor post-binge: capsule releases acetaminophen and another capsule which, in turn, releases more acetaminophen and a third capsule that releases even more acetaminophen over an 8-hour period.
- •Speed Stick Scratch 'n Sniff FormulaJust trust me, this plays to my strengths.