[⛪️] ELDER-RECOMMENDED CHURCH MODIFICATIONS TO DRAW MILLENIALS
The results of Brother Jason's sit-down with the young, hip family who just moved to town:
- •Kombucha in the communion cups and an artisanal wafer option
- •Replace hand sanitizer stations with pomade stations
- •Sermon series: "Pokemon Go And Make Disciples of All Nations"
- •No set service times, just a text to the congregation Sunday mornings: "Homily n chill? 😜"
- •Church members allowed to skip up to three hymns per hour
- •Sermon series: "When God gives you LEMONADE, it's time to get in FORMATION"
- •Youth pastors encouraged to wear robes and flippy sandals during office hours
- •Unlockable badges for tithe & offering accomplishments
- •Sunday school series: "#BlackLivesMatter Makes Jesus Feel Gladder"
- •Post-service brunch with unlimited mimosas