[👴🏽] EVERY SINGLE UTTERANCE OF THE 73-YEAR-OLD MAN DOING HIS CROSSWORD PUZZLE IN FRONT OF ME

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    Allll-righty.
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    *licks tip of pencil*
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    Okie-doke, here we go.
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    One across.
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    Nope.
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    No.
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    No.
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    Hmmm.
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    Lava? No. Five letters...
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    Magma? Well, it fits.
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    No.
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    "Independence Day actor blank Pullman."
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    Hmmm. Four letters.
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    Blank Pullman. Dale? Dale Pullman? Dale Pullman.
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    *writing* Dale ... Pullman.
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    Okayyy.
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    *sets crossword down, puts hands behind head*
  18. •
    Hmmm.
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    *flips to the puzzle answers in the back*
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    Therrrrre we go.
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    Twelve...
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    Bill? Bill Pullman. Huh.
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    *deep sigh*
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    *looks up the aisle*
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    Drink cart. There she is.
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    *closes crossword, sticks pencil behind ear*