1. Future Pete does future things that Present Pete won't do
  2. He plans ahead, takes care of things that Present Pete eschews
  3. Fills up with gas en route to work so Pete won't have to when he's done
  4. Takes out the trash the night before, just so Pete can have more fun
  5. And though it's nice that Future Pete helps Present Pete a lot
  6. I can't help but notice...
  7. Past Pete don't do squat.