[🍬] HALLOWEEN CANDY DAD TAX

You gotta pay the piper if you wanna march in the band (and other mixed metaphors). #Food #Parenthood #Holidays
  1. One piece of candy per block walked
    Tootsie Rolls shall make up no more than 25% of total tax. Banana Laffy Taffy will not be accepted. Other restrictions apply, tax may be due upon receipt.
  2. 25% of all Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and subsidiary products
    Includes, but is not limited to, cups, crisps, blasts, sticks, wafers and balls.
  3. 100% of all Beer Nuts™
    At the request of the girls, actually. (Regional to Illinois)
  4. Any candy not consumed by Thanksgiving become the property of Dad.