Whether you're a Berniebro or Jeb!'s mom, this list is for you! #Politics
  1. Start to peel off a corner of the sticker.
    Static
    While peeling, continue to apply heat from the anger you feel on behalf of The American People and/or the underrepresented middle class.
  2. Gently scrape off the sticker using a rubber spatula or a putty knife blade wrapped in duct tape.
    Trigger warning: do not use a razor blade as it can scratch surfaces. But you knew that since you started cutting again.
  3. Wipe residue with a soft, lint-free rag dampened with rubbing alcohol.
    Or your bitter, bitter tears.