[🎙] JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE

  1. "For those who were traumatized by my perm of the early aughts, I'm sorry."
  2. "For those just now realizing that Friends With Benefits was a cash grab, my sincerest apologies."
  3. "For those unable to unsee the wardrobe malfunction that I may or may not have been a willing participant in, my bad."
  4. "For those who thought 'Bring it on down to [whatever]ville' was funny at first, but have grown tired of it now, I feel you."
  5. "For all the times I've appropriated black music for my own personal gain...what? C'mon now, people are people. I just sing what I know. This is me, y'all."