[🐘] LEAKED: GOP NATIONAL STRATEGY TO ADDRESS GUN VIOLENCE

Guys, the heat is on. What about this? — Reince #Politics
  1. 1.
    Prayers
  2. 2.
    Thoughts
  3. 3.
    Muslim Prayers
  4. 4.
    Tax Breaks for "Gun Job Creators"
  5. 5.
    Introduction of legislation establishing national, gun-themed holidays.
  6. 6.
    Establishment of NRA-led think tank on guns and another WWE-led think tank on violence.
  7. 7.
    Introduction of legislation that would require all government-funded agencies to begin referring to assault weapons as "freedom launchers."
  8. 8.
    Acquisition of "NWA" licensing to increase the pro-gun base in urban areas.
  9. 9.
    Paying Lin-Manuel Miranda $20 million dollars to write epic "Remington" musical.