[📜] LEAKED: TRUMP'S INAUGURAL ADDRESS (A POEM)

  1. Greetings, Fellow Americans,
  2. Who have gathered here today
  3. (There seem to be at least a few
  4. I didn't have to pay)
  5. 🔥💰🔥
  6. Now is when we do the stuff
  7. To Make America Great
  8. With huge, disproportionate tax cuts
  9. And tweets chock-full of hate
  10. 🔥🐦🔥
  11. But before I tear Democracy down
  12. And set the world ablaze
  13. Let me just take this fiddle out
  14. And slowly start to play
  15. 🔥🎻🔥