[🎙] LESS POPULAR YO MAMA JOKES
- •Yo mama so fat, I LITERALLY thought she was the Museum of Modern Art. Not even kidding.
- •Yo mama so dumb, she tried to plug a USB cable into the HDMI slot of her television. Can you imagine?
- •Yo mama so lazy, she's stayed with @AOL for, like, what, 20 years now? Email's free these days, get the memo.
- •Yo mama so ignorant, she finds it difficult to navigate Twitter, what with all the fragmented conversations taking place and the jargon being used.
- •Yo mama so thirsty, she's constantly offering you like twenty different drink options at dinner when you're home from college for the weekend and JUST ALMOND MILK, MOM, jeezus.
- •Yo mama so old, she thinks a newspaper and some coffee are a nice way to start off a quiet morning. QUIT TRYING TO MAKE A FOLGERS COMMERCIAL HAPPEN, MOM.
- •Yo mama such a freak, she occasionally steals a kiss from you father when they're cooking Thanksgiving dinner together. Who does that??
- •Yo mama so ugly, she still wears clothes that made her feel pretty in her mid-to-late 30's. 😭
- •Yo mama so lucky to have you, honestly.