1. It's your last danish on Earth.
  2. It's your final tribal council.
  3. You hoped you'd dance.
  4. You were never born.
  5. This very minute.
  6. You can't even.
  7. An animal.
  8. No one's looking at you trying to spread that tiny cube of cold butter onto your very delicate piece of bread.
  9. You just won Publisher's Clearinghouse, paid the obligatory 52% tax, invested a significant amount, and worked out a reasonable chunk of "fun money" to be doled out monthly through your investment advisor.