1. Go To Work Smelling Like A Campfire Day
  2. Aspirin Dependence Day
  3. National Processed Meat Regret Day
  4. What Am I Gonna Do With All These Dying Glowsticks Day
  5. Annual Disturbing Amount Of Glitter Still On My Skin Day
  6. Shoulda Requested One More Vacation Day Realization Day
  7. Official Remove Lee Greenwood from Your Spotify Playlist Day
  8. Spend the Day Figuring Out the Next Office Holiday Day