[📺] MY PITCH TO THE HISTORY CHANNEL FOR A NEW REALITY SHOW, "WAR WARS"
- •Okay, so, it's like "Cupcake Wars"
- •And "Storage Wars"
- •And "Shipping Wars"
- •And "Parking Wars"
- •And even "Whale Wars"
- •But this time, we give weapons to two families—each with an absurdly large number of children—for use against each other
- •Competing to the death for cash prizes
- •Featuring Ty Pennington
- •Sponsored by Neutrogena