[📺] MY PITCH TO THE HISTORY CHANNEL FOR A NEW REALITY SHOW, "WAR WARS"

  1. Okay, so, it's like "Cupcake Wars"
  2. And "Storage Wars"
  3. And "Shipping Wars"
  4. And "Parking Wars"
  5. And even "Whale Wars"
  6. But this time, we give weapons to two families—each with an absurdly large number of children—for use against each other
  7. Competing to the death for cash prizes
  8. Featuring Ty Pennington
  9. Sponsored by Neutrogena