1. "Honestly, the healthiest dead guy ever."
  2. "You think I've got it bad? Think about that fat pig Rosie O'Donnell."
  3. "Poor Hell, not even that hot. SAD!"
  4. "Living was rigged."
  5. "Probably not even down here anymore. Jesus and I don't hang around these places very long."
  6. "Made a difference in the world as large as his hands. HUGE!"
  7. "This asshole never paid what he owed me for the casket or the gravestone, so this is how he will be remembered."