1. It's complicated and pretty weird
  2. Is this Brian? Oh, I'm taken. Definitely.
  3. Cats, mostly
  4. Binge watching—just come over
  5. Friends whose benefits are in an open enrollment period
  6. In a long-distance series of miscommunications
  7. Just know that I post A LOT of memes
  8. Married ... to this cheeseburger! OMG.
  9. Great question. Yeah, Brian, what ARE we, anyway?
  10. Down to do stuff over the clothes during commercial breaks
  11. Engaged every time Rami Malek comes on the screen. But, other than that, yeah, pretty available.