Since I'm among NPR nerds anyway, I was listening to the Marketplace Morning Report—as I'm inclined to do 💅—when a report came on about teachers in Uzbekistan being payed with chickens. 🐓🐓🐓 The story ended like this:
  1. "One headline writer called this a 'poultry' salary..."
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  2. "Though, those of us who think teachers do crucial work may not find this a laughing matter. "
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  3. No chill, public radio.