You had to know this was coming: a futile shortlist of names for our new (male) cat, as if I had any say in the matter at all. A dude can dream. (Cat for scale.) #SadWhiteDude
  1. Aaron Purr
  2. Tomcat Selleck
  3. Clawrl Winslow
  4. Purr Hapley
  5. Donald Tramp
  6. Cat Damon
  7. Meowls Davis
  8. Furball Kint
  9. Paw Newman
  10. Purrnie Sanders
  11. Jonathan Tailor Tomcat (JTT)
  12. Whiskered Milhouse Nixon
  13. Purrcules
  14. Yusuf Islam
  15. Dr. Catz
  16. BONUS: check out the lady-cat names that @MegRogers came up with, also as useless in the eyes of our girls: Lady-Cat Names