[📺] SAMANTHA BEE'S NICKNAMES FOR TED CRUZ

  1. Princeton's unwanted fetus
  2. Fist-faced horseshit salesman
  3. Self-described human
  4. Husky Romulan
  5. Terrifying Fundamentalist Swamp Reagan
  6. The world's only unlikeable Canadian
  7. Bible Tent Gollum
  8. Unflushable toilet clog
  9. Human Twilight Zone music
  10. Lizard face
  11. The Junior Senator from the Uncanny Valley
  12. America's Newman
  13. Tentacle monster
  14. Vat monster
  15. French mime
  16. Half-melted Reagan dummy
  17. Born-Again Tyler Durden