(Or, How Alexa got Super-Turned-On by Huey Lewis and the News) #CasualFuturism #Tech
  1. Hey, Alexa.
  2. Hey, Ale...
  3. Sorry, I didn't understand your question.
  4. Alexa, hey.
  5. Hello.
  6. Alexa, tell me a joke.
  7. What did Kanye say to the egg? Omelette you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.
  8. *awkward silence*
  9. Hey, Siri, what's your favorite movie?
  10. I don't have a *favorite* movie, but I hear '2001: A Space Odyssey' got some good reviews.
  11. *Siri plays nervously with fork*
  12. Alexa, do you play any sports?
  13. Playing: 'Sports' by Huey Lewis and the News
  14. *music begins*
  15. Hey, Siri, would you like to sleep with me?
  16. Here is a list of hotels in the area.
  17. —FIN—