[📱] SOCIAL MEDIA PHRASES I USE IRL
- 1."Get fewer notifications like this."When people start talking politics in front of me.
- 2."Block this user."When someone's cutting the line at the departure gate.
- 3."Add to favorites."When my dentist sends me a gift card to a restaurant chain for being a loyal customer.
- 4."Remember my preferences."Over the phone to the pizza guy.
- 5."Mark as read."After a book has been sitting on my nightstand for more than three weeks.
- 6."Retweet."To the parrot in Petco.