[📱] SOCIAL MEDIA PHRASES I USE IRL
- •"Get fewer notifications like this."When people start talking politics in front of me.
- •"Block this user."When someone's cutting the line at the departure gate.
- •"Add to favorites."When my dentist sends me a gift card to a restaurant chain for being a loyal customer.
- •"Remember my preferences."Over the phone to the pizza guy.
- •"Mark as read."After a book has been sitting on my nightstand for more than three weeks.
- •"Retweet."To the parrot in Petco.