[📽] STAR WARS, WITHOUT LEIA

#RIP #Film
  1. The plans for the Death Star end up lost in the pocket of a dead rebellion soldier.
  2. Luke decides to just stay on the moisture farm with his Uncle Owen, and Old Ben Kenobi remains in remote Tatooine for the remainder of his life.
  3. Han Solo is left hanging on Jabba's wall.
  4. Luke dies while dangling off of an exhaust port, crying out in vain.
  5. Han leaves the rebellion cause, several times.
  6. The Hoth base never gets constructed because "it's just too cold out there."
  7. Jabba the Hutt stays alive.
  8. Luke's sexual awakening never happens until adulthood.
  9. Chewbacca ALSO receives a medal.
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  10. May the force be with you, Carrie.