[📽] STAR WARS, WITHOUT LEIA
- •The plans for the Death Star end up lost in the pocket of a dead rebellion soldier.
- •Luke decides to just stay on the moisture farm with his Uncle Owen, and Old Ben Kenobi remains in remote Tatooine for the remainder of his life.
- •Han Solo is left hanging on Jabba's wall.
- •Luke dies while dangling off of an exhaust port, crying out in vain.
- •Han leaves the rebellion cause, several times.
- •The Hoth base never gets constructed because "it's just too cold out there."
- •Jabba the Hutt stays alive.
- •Luke's sexual awakening never happens until adulthood.
- •Chewbacca ALSO receives a medal.🙊
- •May the force be with you, Carrie.