[🐋] THE 7 STAGES OF WHALE WATCHING

  1. 1.
    Anticipation
    "Oooh, I've never seen a WHALE before..."
  2. 2.
    Delight
    "Look, a dolphin! This is going to be amazing!"
  3. 3.
    Disdain
    "Where. Are. The. Whales."
  4. 4.
    Seasickness
    "Look at the horizon. Look at the horizon."
  5. 5.
    Squinting
    "Is that? Nope, just a wave."
  6. 6.
    Anger
    "I paid 40 goddamn euros for this trip."
  7. 7.
    Lying
    "Yeah, we saw a whale. Soooo majestic!"