[🎃] THE HALLOWEEN CANDY YOU HAND OUT AND WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT YOU AS A HUMAN
- •Full-sized candy barsYou are a generous and fully actualized human.
- •Fun-sized candy barsYou are thrifty but considerate and your variety of choice does not go unnoticed.
- •Popcorn ballsYOUR DOWN-HOME GRANDMA SCHTICK ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE, MARTHA. Time to turn over the reigns or turn off the light.
- •Orange and black peanut butter taffiesYou have provided a candy that is actually more of a decoration. While your candy selection is on-theme, it is also on-brand for you and that brand is cheapskate.
- •Boxes of raisinsYour healthy lifestyle is negated by your naïveté towards the holiday. Keep your lights off next year.
- •Banana Laffy TaffyYou're fine. We were just the last trick-or-treaters to your house, obviously.