1. Tums in the top drawer
    Giphy
    Instead of aspirin
  2. A desk chair from 1962
    Samesies
  3. A twelve-pack of flavored La Croix in the middle drawer
    Giphy
    Instead of a bottle of bourbon
  4. Shag carpeting
    Samesies
  5. A stack of wrinkled, branded polos in the bottom drawer (for your Rotary meeting)
    Giphy downsized medium
    Instead of crisp, laundered dress shirts (after your "sleepover")
  6. Secretaries writing up reports on typewriters, basically
    Samesies