[🍦] THE MOST I WOULD PROBABLY DO FOR A KLONDIKE® BAR

  1. Maybe put one on a shopping list since someone's running out anyways and it's hot outside
  2. I suppose gladly accept one at a Fourth of July barbecue, knowing that—when it gets all melty—it'll just drip onto the grass
  3. Definitely walk to the kitchen to get one, assuming I'm pretty sure there is one already sitting in the freezer
  4. Reluctantly pay $2 for one at a little league game, seeing that my only other choices are a Bomb Pop® or a Drumstick®