[•] THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR WHY THERE ARE SO MANY NEW LI.ST USERS
- •@dev married a Kardashian.
- •@lenadunham wrote a @girlshbo episode in which Hannah uses Li.st to out everyone who's done her wrong, only to have her instant popularity backfire.
- •@mindy married a Bieber.
- •@dfly's claustrophobic ramblings landed on the @nytimes best seller list, moving Dennis to reevaluate his new-found success through a series of introverted Pinterest pins.
- •@bjnovak married a Huffington.
- •My slogans! They're working!