1. @dev married a Kardashian.
  2. @lenadunham wrote a @girlshbo episode in which Hannah uses Li.st to out everyone who's done her wrong, only to have her instant popularity backfire.
  3. @mindy married a Bieber.
  4. @dfly's claustrophobic ramblings landed on the @nytimes best seller list, moving Dennis to reevaluate his new-found success through a series of introverted Pinterest pins.
  5. @bjnovak married a Huffington.
  6. My slogans! They're working!