[⚪️] THE SEVEN STAGES OF PLAYING A PINBALL MACHINE

  1. 1.
    "Oh, coooool, a pinball machine! God, I LOVE pinball machines..."
  2. 2.
    "Hmmm, I'm gonna need quarters. Where can I break a five...?"
  3. 3.
    "Whoa! $1? Really. Well, it'll be worth it. I'll probably be playing for a while..."
  4. 4.
    "Oh, feel that plunger pull. POW! There she goes..."
  5. 5.
    "Damn, another gutter ball. That went faaast. Ugh, I wonder if there's something wrong with these flippers..."
  6. 6.
    "Ooooo, maybe I'll get some kind of match or bonus and get an extra ball and then really start my streak..."
  7. 7.
    "No, no I didn't. God, pinball machines are the worst."