[🎙] THE YOGA PANTS OF DUDE THINGS

Lazy, yet sexy. #SadWhiteDude
  1. OF MEN'S FASHION: the v-neck
  2. OF ALCOHOL: Fireball Cinnamon Whisky
  3. OF ROMANCE: dick pics
  4. OF MUSIC: Dave Matthews Band
  5. OF GO-TO MOVIES: Die Hard
  6. OF FINE ART: boob pics
  7. OF PETS: Pitbull
  8. OF OLDER CELEBRITY CRUSHES: J. Lo
  9. OF CASUAL WEAR: knee-length mesh shorts